Sometimes A Joke That Doesn't Work Just

People Are Always Introducing Me As Sarah Silverman, Jewish Comedienne. I Hate That! I Wish People Would See Me For Who I Really Am — I'm White!

I Love Going To Weddings. And I Love It When My Friends Get Married. I'm Not Against Marriage But It's Just Not For Me. I'm A Vegetarian, But I Don't Have A Problem If You Want A Hamburger.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It. That Said, Critiquing Women's Human Shells Isn't My Thang. Though There's Probably Something Funny Or Interesting To Be Said About Those Who Do It, And What That Comes From.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.

I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since I Was 6, And You Know, It's A Recipe For Disaster.