Someone Who Does Not Write Books, Who

If A Woman Seeks Education It Is Probably Because Her Sexual Apparatus Is Malfunctioning.

Man, A Hybrid Of Plant And Ghost.

When Marrying, Ask Yourself This Question: Do You Believe That You Will Be Able To Converse Well With This Person Into Your Old Age? Everything Else In Marriage Is Transitory.

The Quality Of A Marriage Is Proven By Its Ability To Tolerate An Occasional "exception.

The Poet Presents His Thoughts Festively, On The Carriage Of Rhythm: Usually Because They Could Not Walk.