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If You Marry A Man Who Cheats On His Wife, You'll Be Married To A Man Who Cheats On His Wife.

Imagine You Had A Bank That Each Morning Credited Your Account With $1,440 - With One Condition: Whatever Part Of The $1,440 You Failed To Use During The Day Would Be Erased From Your Account, And No Balance Would Be Carried Over. What Would You Do? You'd Draw Out Every Cent Every Day And Use It To Your Best Advantage. Well, You Do Have Such A Bank, And Its Name Is Time. Every Morning, This Bank Credits You With 1,440 Minutes. And It Writes Off As Forever Lost Whatever Portion You Have Failed To Invest To Good Purpose.

Church Is Not A Museum For Saints, But Rather A Hospital For Sinners.

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All Married Couples Should Learn The Art Of Battle As They Should Learn The Art Of Making Love.