Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

Between Lovers A Little Confession Is A Dangerous Thing.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.