Some People Say Im Attractive. I Say

You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The Character Of A Slug, And The Brain Of A Platypus.

I Think The Measure Of Your Success To A Certain Extent Will Be The Amount Of Things Written About You That Aren't True.

I'm Afraid To Start Plastic Surgery. And My Breasts Are So Versatile Now, I Can Wear Them Down, Up, And Side To Side.

I've Got To Take Chances And Get Out There. What Are You Going To Do, Sit Home And Knit? I Don't Knit.

We Are All Benefiting From The Great Feminists Who Struggled And Suffered And Worked To Give Us Everything Women Now Enjoy... I Refer To Myself As A Feminist, And I Do It With Pride.