Some People Put Us Down. But I

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.