Some People Have More Guts Than Brains.

Once Again, I Was Reminded That Tally Was The Prettiest Girl I'd Ever Met, And When She Smiled At Me My Mind Went Blank. Once You've Seen A Pretty Girl Naked, You Feel A Certain Attachment To Her.

Jesus Preached More And Taught More About Helping The Poor And The Sick And The Hungry Than He Did About Heaven And Hell. Shouldn't That Tell Us Something?

I've Sold Too Many Books To Get Good Reviews Anymore. There's A Lot Of Jealousy, Because [reviewers] Think They Can Write A Good Novel Or A Best-seller And Get Frustrated When They Can't. I've Learned To Despise Them.

Critics Should Find Meaningful Work.

Michael Harvey Should Be Read By All.