Some People Are So Much Afraid Of

Education Makes Some Men Wiser, Others More Ridiculous And Foolish!

There's No Show Business In Canada, So Everybody Just Did Stand-up And We All Thought, "oh, We'll Just Keep Doing Stand-up." And Then I'm Like, "there's More Work In The States."

With The Ambitious, The Failure Of One Expedient Is The Suggestion Of Another; But With The Irresolute, Defeat Usually Occasions Abandonment Of Purpose.

They That Are Fated To Be Fools, Have One Consolation, That They Are Fated Also To Be Ignorant Of It.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.