Some Of Us Find Our Lives Abridged

Dear Lord, I've Been Asked, Nay Commanded, To Thank Thee For The Christmas Turkey Before Us... A Turkey Which Was No Doubt A Lively, Intelligent Bird... A Social Being... Capable Of Actual Affection... Nuzzling Its Young With Almost Human- Like Compassion. Anyway, It's Dead And We're Gonna Eat It. Please Give Our Respects To Its Family.

Cartooning Is About Deconstruction: You Gotta Tear Something Down To Make A Joke.

I'd Be A Libertarian, If They Weren't All A Bunch Of Tax-dodging Professional Whiners.

It Was A Huge Challenge To Learn Digital Painting Well Enough So That Computers Don't Pop Into Mind When One Sees One.

Steve Dallas...a Frat-boy Lawyer Who I Knew In School. He's Never Written Me. I Suspect He Was Shot By An Annoyed Girlfriend, Which Has Saved Me Many Legal Fees.