Some Folks Are Wise And Some Otherwise.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

He Whom Prosperity Humbles, And Adversity Strengthens, Is The True Hero.