Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton

I'm Going To Get Drunk And Insult As Many Musicians From The 80's As Is Humanly Possible.

I Wasn't Put On This Earth To Amass Money Or Personal Wealth. I Was Put On This Earth To Play Guitar And Write Songs.

College Football Today Is One Of The Last Great Strongholds Of Genuine Old-fashioned American Hypocrisy.

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.

What's Problematic About Playing Stadiums And Driving Around In Private Jets And Drinking Champagne At 8 O'clock In The Morning? What's Wrong With That? I Haven't Got A Problem With That. I Can't Fathom Why People Would.