So You Become 21, Turn 30, Push

I've Never Owned A Telescope, But It's Something I'm Thinking Of Looking Into.

If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting?

If Voting Changed Anything, It Would Be Illegal.

Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep; Hogs And Cows Get Slaughtered.

I Think The Warning Labels On Alcoholic Beverages Are Too Bland. They Should Be More Vivid. Here Is One I Would Suggest: "alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Asshole Your Father Was.