I'll Make Fun Of Anybody. We're All

Contraception Leads To More Babies Being Born Out Of Wedlock, Like Fire Extinguishers Lead To More Fires.

I Have Always Been A Fan Of Reality By Majority Vote.

Football Is American; Why Are The Romans Numering Our Bowls?!

I'm Not Here To Affect You Politically Or Socially. I'm Here To Make You Laugh. I Use The News As The Palette For My Jokes.

Yes, Dr. King Is Pro-gun Just As Surely As Jesus Would Be Pro-nails.