So Little Done, So Much To Do.

Ask Any Man What Nationality He Would Prefer To Be, And Ninety Nine Out Of A Hundred Will Tell You That They Would Prefer To Be Englishmen

In Order To Save The 40,000,000 Inhabitants Of The United Kingdom From A Bloody Civil War, We Colonial Statesmen Must Acquire New Lands To Settle The Surplus Population, To Provide New Markets. [...] The Empire, As I Have Always Said, Is A Bread And Butter Question.

To Think Of These Stars That You See Overhead At Night, These Vast Worlds Which We Can Never Reach. I Would Annex The Planets If I Could; I Often Think Of That. It Makes Me Sad To See Them So Clear And Yet So Far.

You Are An Englishman, And Have Subsequently Drawn The Greatest Prize In The Lottery Of Life.

If There Be A God, I Think He Would Like Me To Paint Africa British-red As Possible.