So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

As I've Always Said: The Future Lies Ahead.

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.