So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.