So Boring You Fall Asleep Halfway Through

Of Course My Standards Are Out Of Date! That's Why They're Called Standards.

To Read Is To Withdraw.to Make Oneself Unavailable. One Would Feel Easier About It If The Pursuit Inself Were Less...selfish.

Polly: Education With Socialists, It's Like Sex, All Right As Long As You Don't Have To Pay For It.

Children Always Assume The Sexual Lives Of Their Parents Come To A Grinding Halt At Their Conception.

No Mention Of God. They Keep Him Up Their Sleeves For As Long As They Can, Vicars Do. They Know It Puts People Off.