So A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck Came Up To Me With A Red Rose And Says "your Eyes Sparkle Like Diamonds". I Said "waiter, I Asked For A-romatic Duck".

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."