Skip The Boring Parts.

I Started Out Of Course With Hemingway When I Learned How To Write. Until I Realized Hemingway Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor. He Never Has Anything Funny In His Stories.

I Left Advertising As Fast As I Could In 1961. And I Haven't Ever Thought About Going Back.

I Have Fun Writing. I Don't Make It A Chore. I Don't Have To Struggle With It.

A Pen Connects You To The Paper. It Definitely Matters.

Never Use A Verb Other Than ‘said’ To Carry Dialogue.