Sitting In A Room Being Forced To

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.

Most Of The Stuff I Do On The Show Comes Out Of Me Just Trying To Make My Friends Laugh.

Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of One Day Of Presents, We Get Eight Crazy Nights

I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took Off My Skate And Tried To Stab A Guy, I'm The Only Person Who Ever Tried That.

I Wish I Was A Better Athlete. That Would Have Been A Little Cooler, Being A Great Boxer And Walking Into A Room And Going: "i Can Knock Everybody Out!" That's A Good Feeling.