Sipping Bailey's Cream By The Stereo, Trying

My Heart Has Never Been Broken, I've Never Broken Anyone Else's.

If Critics Have Problems With My Personal Life, It's Their Problem. Anybody With Half A Brain Would Realize That It's The Charts That Count.

I Try Not To Be A Jerk. I Really Do. I Try To Be Nice And Cordial.

It's Kinda Like Being On A Roller Coaster. If You Don't Get On The Ride, You Won't Experience The Adventure.

I Used To Be Able To Slim Down Just By Exercising More, But That's Changed.