Since When Was An Emotional Argument Won

A Committee Is The Only Known Form Of Life With A Hundred Bellies And No Brain.

The Power To Tax, Once Conceded, Has No Limits; It Continues Until It Destroys.

The Universe Never Did Make Sense; I Suspect It Was Built On Government Contract.

If You Wanted To Teach A Baby A Lesson, Would You Cut Its Head Off?

Time Is Your Total Capital, And The Minutes Of Your Life Are Painfully Few.