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I Would Call The French Scumbags, But That, Of Course, Would Be A Disservice To Bags Filled With Scum. I Say We Invade Iraq, Then Invade Chirac.

There's No Doubt About It, Show Business Lures The People Who Didn't Get Enough Love, Attention, Or Approval Early In Life And Have Grown Up To Become Bottomless, Gaping Vessels Of Terrifying, Abject Need. Please Laugh.

It's Nice To Be Included In The Broadcast Food Chain.

Branson, Missouri, Is Vegas For People With No Teeth.

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator