Should Have Dogs Before They Have Kids.

I Guess I Just Prefer To See The Dark Side Of Things. The Glass Is Always Half-empty. And Cracked. And I Just Cut My Lip On It. And Chipped A Tooth.

I Was Terrified Of Being On Television - And Also I Overcompensated, I'm Sure, Because I Know I Did This In My Personal Life Too At The Time, When I Was Younger.

There's Always [on Women's Magazines] That Great Photo Of The Actress Or Model Lifting Up Her Shirt Just To Show You The Bone Structure And The Six-pack Of Her Own. It's Almost Like When Horses Are Auctioned And They Show You Their Teeth. 'am I Good Enough?'

Protesting The Color Of A Man's Skin Is Not A Worthy Protest.

This Dress Exacerbates The Genetic Betrayal That Is My Legacy.