She Was One Of Those People Who

Not That I Had Any Special Reason For Hating School. Strange As It May Seem To My Readers, I Was Not Unpopular There. I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It Is Oxford That Has Made Me Insufferable.

The Literary Gift Is A Mere Accident - Is As Often Bestowed On Idiots Who Have Nothing To Say Worth Hearing As It Is Denied To Strenuous Sages.

The Delicate Balance Between Modesty And Conceit Is Popularity.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.

You Will Find That The Woman Who Is Really Kind To Dogs Is Always One Who Has Failed To Inspire Sympathy In Men.