She's Descended From A Long Line Her

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing Slowly.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.