Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your

I Wish I Could Have A Little Tape-and-loudspeaker Arrangement Sewn Into The Binding Of This Magazine, To Be Triggered Off By The Light Reflected From The Reader's Eyes On To This Part Of The Page, And Set To Bawl Out At Several Bels: More Will Mean Worse.

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.

Only A World Without Love Strikes Me As Instantly And Decisively More Terrible Than One Without Music.

If You Are Using An Adverb, You Have Got The Verb Wrong.

A Bad Review May Spoil Your Breakfast, But You Shouldn't Allow It To Spoil Your Lunch.