Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.

On Vacations: We Hit The Sunny Beaches Where We Occupy Ourselves Keeping The Sun Off Our Skin, The Saltwater Off Our Bodies, And The Sand Out Of Our Belongings.

Children Make Your Life Important.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

Sex In The Nineties Is Boring. The Problem Is That It Has Gone From An Active Act To A Spectator Sport. We Watch People Make Love On Television And In Films. We Call 900 Numbers To Hear What Someone Would Do To Us If They Weren't Sitting In A Boiler Room Of Other Dirty Talkers Reading From A Prepared Script.