Sean Penn's Really The Only One Stupid

Sometimes What's Right Isn't As Important As What's Profitable.

Even From The Very Beginning, I Didn't Put Any Money In The Stock Market.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

You Don't Need Missionaries In Colorado; You Got Colorado.

Hippies, Hippies... They Want To Save The World But All They Do Is Smoke Pot And Play Frisbee!