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Next Week John Boehner Will Be Sitting Behind Barack Obama At The State Of The Union Address. I Think Obama Should Purposely Try To Embarrass Him By Telling The Story Of 'old Yeller.' The State Of Our Union Is Strong, But Not So Good For One Special Dog.'

Stand-up Is Great Because I Can Get Everything Off My Chest.

I Love The Tea Party. They Are The Ultimate Beer Goggles. They Make Everything Look Better.