Saturday Night Live Is Hitting Me On

I'd Like To Give Divorce A Good Name.

Latinos Are Just Like Everybody Else. There Are Conservatives. There Are Moderates. There Are Liberals.

I'd Work To Make It Hip Again To Spend Time In Our Fabled And Fabulous Land. But With A Puerto Rican Father And A Jewish Mother, I Would Probably Be Better Suited As Mayor Of New York.

I Love Cops. I Think You Have To Walk In Their Shoes To Understand, You Know When They Use Violence, Michael Brown In Ferguson, A Classic Case.

I Like The Fact That It [social Media] Is Unfiltered. In Other Words It's Not Geraldo Of Fox News Or Geraldo Of Wabc Radio, It's Geraldo. And You Know It's Raw, Unedited, What I'm Thinking, What I'm Feeling, Or, You Know, Some Mistakes I'm Making In Real Time. And I See That As A Way To Go Out Kicking And Screaming. People Will Be Hearing From Me 'til The Bitter End Now.