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My Theory Is To Enjoy Life, But My Practice Is Against It.

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.

To Sigh, Yet Feel No Pain; To Weep, Yet Scarce Know Why; To Sport An Hour With Beauty's Chain, Then Throw It Idly By.

The Measure Of Choosing Well, Is, Whether A Man Likes And Finds Good In What He Has Chosen.

His Voice Was The Most Obnoxious Squeak I Ever Was Tormented With.