Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

On The Ning Nang Nong Where The Cows Go Bong! And The Monkeys All Say Boo! Theres A Nang Nong Ning Where The Trees Go Ping! And The Tea Pots Jibber Jabber Joo On The Nong Ning Nang All The Mice Go Clang! And You Just Cant Catch Em When They Do! So Its Ning Nang Nong! Cows Go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees Go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The Mice Go Clang! What A Noisy Place To Belong,is The Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)