Rumors About Me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson,

You Get Old, You Slow Down.

To Answer The Question, Though: I Didn't Always Want To Direct. I Just Liked The Idea Of It. If A Friend Was Making A Short And Needed Someone Who Knew Screen Direction, I Would Jump In. It Would Be Horrible, But It Led To A Short, Then Another, And Another. It Was Like Student Films.

I Remember Back When I Was A Kid There Was A Comic Strip Called Plastic Man. His Body Was Elastic And He Could Make His Extremities As Long As He Wanted. As A Youngster I Didn't Fully Appreciate. But I'm Now Thinking Plastic Man Was Probably Pretty Popular With The Ladies.

Marriage Hasn't Been My Thing. But Gay People, Knock Yourselves Out!

There Is Currency To Celebrity, Or Celebrity Is A Currency... You Can Spend It In A Lot Of Ways, Or You Can Squander It. You Can Be Taxed, As Well. I Really Started Thinking Long And Hard About How To Use That Currency As Long As I Had It.