Roland Could Not Understand Why Anyone Would

The Best Show On Television Is Red Sox Baseball. Everything Else Sucks.

Don't Let The Door Hitcha Where The Good Lord Splitcha.

Time Slowed And Reality Bent; On And On The Eggman Went.

Let’s Talk, You And I. Let’s Talk About Fear. The House Is Empty As I Write This; A Cold February Rain Is Falling Outside. It’s Night. Sometimes When The Wind Blows The Way It’s Blowing Now, We Lose The Power. But For Now It’s On, And So Let’s Talk Very Honestly About Fear. Let’s Talk Very Rationally About Moving To The Rim Of Madnessand... And Perhaps Over The Edge.

A Broken Spoon May Be A Fork In Disguise.