Rock & Roll Is Not So Much

I Change As The Times Change. I'm A Reflection Of What's Around Me Without Trying At All.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When To Quit.

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.