Rich, Adj. Holding In Trust And Subject

Bacchus, N.: A Convenient Deity Invented By The Ancients As An Excuse For Getting Drunk.

Mythology, N. The Body Of A Primitive People's Beliefs Concerning Its Origin, Early History, Heroes, Deities And So Forth, As Distinguished From The True Accounts Which It Invents Later.

Illustrious, Adj. Suitably Placed For The Shafts Of Malice, Envy And Detraction.

Sauce, N. The One Infallible Sign Of Civilization And Enlightenment. A People With No Sauces Has One Thousand Vices; A People With One Sauce Has Only Nine Hundred And Ninety-nine. For Every Sauce Invented And Accepted A Vice Is Renounced And Forgiven.

Luminary, One Who Throws Light Upon A Subject; As An Editor By Not Writing About It.