Revolution Ain't Nothing But An Extent Of

Truth Is The Baby Of The World. It Never Gets Old.

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.

In The United States, The Constitution Is A Health Chart Left By The Founding Fathers Which Shows Whether Or Not The Body Politic Is In Good Health. If The National Body Is Found To Be In Poor Health, The Founding Fathers Also Left A Prescription For The Restoration Of Health Called The Declaration Of Independence.

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.