Reversing A Proposition Rearranges Its Terms, But

Life Is What It Makes You.

Nature Knows No Difference Between Weeds And Flowers.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Go Ahead And Voice Your Criticisms, But Don't Expect To Be Invited Back.

Lying Just For The Fun Of It Is Either Art Or Pathology.