Repeats Are The Absolute Soul-crushing Killers Of

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And When Youre In Law, Things Really Have To Get Done, Or Somebody Sues You. Its A Great Trick.

I'm Very Harsh On Real Estate Agents. I'm Not Sure Why. Maybe It's Because Of How The Call Every Small House 'charming' And Every Run-down House A 'great Fixer-upper'. Just Once, I'd Like Them To Show Me A House And Declare, 'this One's A Piece Of Crap'.

If You're From A Certain Generation, You Basically Learn To Read With 'peanuts.' It's Sort Of The Template For The Modern Strip. Its Influence Ceased To Be Noticed Because It's In Everything.

If You Put Me In South Park, That Audience Is Going To Fall Asleep In Five Minutes.

If Somebody Is Not On The Same Page With Me Humor Wise, I Can't Give Them That.