Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To

The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just His Timing That's Off.

The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

Men And Women Belong To Different Species And Communications Between Them Is Still In Its Infancy.

I Was A Physical Education Major With A Child Psychology Minor At Temple, Which Means If You Ask Me A Question About A Child's Behavior, I Will Advise You To Tell The Child To Take A Lap.