Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.

I Talk Too Much. I Eat Too Much.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

My Dad Was An Agent For Met Life. In The '50s, I Remember The Mortality Rate Was Something Like - You Had - 58 Was The Average Age. Then It Was Moved Up To 62, And Then 65, 68.

Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands, And I'm Just Plain Folks.