Religion Notoriously Claims That They Invented Morality,

[with R-rated Movie] You're Not Dealing With The Restrictions Imposed By The Fcc. They're Self-imposed. In A Way, That Does Make It Harder. You Actually Have To Think About It, As Opposed To Just Taking For Granted That You're Not Going To Be Able To Do This.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.

Every Woman's Innate Ability To Let Anything Go.

Every Year, The Friday Before The New Saturday-morning Shows Would Premiere, The Networks Would Do This Big Preview Special, And I Was Always Glued To The Tv. As Horrible As They Were, They Were Entertaining At The Time. There Was A Lot Of Showmanship From The Networks Based Around The New Lineup.

I Did A Lot Of Theater When I Was In High School And College. I Also Did Stand-up In College, So It Was Always Part Of What I Did.