Regulations Force People To Do Better.

Stephen Hawking Is Getting A Divorce. That's Scary. If The Smartest Guy In The World Can't Figure Out Women, We're Screwed.

Today Is February 14th - St. Valentine's Day. Women Call It Love Day, While Men Name It As Extortion Day.

Political Experts Are Saying The Reason John Kerry Is Doing So Well Is Because He's 'electable.' Hey, So Was Al Gore - In Fact, He Even Got Elected And It Didn't Help Him At All.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. Kfc... Keep Fooling Customers.

Last Night I Went Out For Chinese. I Picked Up A Team Usa Olympic Uniform.