Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln,

George Washington Was Quite A Farmer. He Was A Farmer, Civil Engineer And Gentleman. He Made Enough At Civil Engineering To Indulge In Both The Other Luxuries.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

This Stuff They Are Talking Here In Congress Costs The People Of The United States $44 A Page. That's Beside What It Costs To Ship It To The Asylums Where It's Read.

Take The Diplomacy Out Of War And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

It Isn't What We Don't Know That Gives Us Trouble, It's What We Know That Ain't So.