Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

The Shaping Of Taste Is Essentially The Science Of Merchandising, Whether Of Detergents Or Cars Or Books Or Objects Of Fine And Decorative Art.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

Sure, I've Seen People Like You Before - But I Had To Pay An Admission.