Question: How Do You Know You're God?

There Are Only Two Things One Has To Bear In Mind. One Has To Be Credulous - Able To Believe - And Skeptical - Able To Not Believe, Because If You Are Not Skeptical, You Will Believe Rubbish. If You Are Not Credulous You Will Learn Nothing And The Only Way To Balance Those Two Is To Recognize The Mystery Of Things.

Many Years Ago I Sent An Old, Beloved Jacket To A Cleaner, The Sycamore Cleaners. It Was A Leather Jacket Covered In Guinness And Blood And Marmalade, One Of Those Jobs... And It Came Back With A Little Note Pinned To It, And On The Note It Said, 'it Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.' So That Will Do For Me. That Can Go On My Tombstone.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

The Good Parts Are The People Who Don't Make Do. They're The Interesting People. Lear Doesn't Make Do.

I Will Not Be An Ordinary Man, Because I Have A Right To Be Extraordinary.