Public Transportation Is For Jerks And Lesbians.

Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.

I Don't Know Why I Did It, I Don't Know Why I Enjoyed It, And I Don't Know Why I Will Do It Again.

Ah, Sweet Pity. Where Would My Love Life Be Without It?

Science Fiction And Comedy Are Generally A Pretty Bumpy Mix.

'the Simpsons' Is About Alienation And The Ambivalence Of Living With A Family Who You Love But Who Drive You Completely Crazy.