Princess Di Is My Sister, She Just

I Lived Out My Little Rock'n'roll Fantasy, I Just Wish I Hadn't Gotten Into So Much Trouble For It.

Songs Need To Have A Secret, Cryptic, Thematic Thing About Them, Otherwise They Are Just Messy And All Over The Place.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

But I Always Wound Up Being The Damn John, When I Wanted To Be The Paul.

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.