Pressure? Well It Ain't Hitting In Forty-four

Jay Z Got Cano A Big Raise, But He Got Him An Extra 30-day Vacation - And It's Called October.

When I Get The Record, All It Will Make Me Is The Player With The Most Hits. I'm Also The Player With The Most At Bats And The Most Outs. I Never Said I Was A Greater Player Than (ty) Cobb.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But I Wasn't Suspended From Baseball For Betting On Baseball.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.