Presley Sounded Like Jayne Mansfield Looked -

In My Third Husband I Had Discovered A Blissfully Laid-back Type Who Thought It Nothing Less Than Hilarious When I Misread The Map On The Way To Wales, So It Took Us An Extra Three Hours, Or When I Was Sick In A Plastic Carrier Bag During Much Of The Drive Back From Devon - A Bag That Turned Out To Have A Hole In It.

Make No Mistake, Most Women Are Well Aware That They've Never Had It So Good; When They Enter A Spa Or Salon, It Is Purely A Hair/nails Thing, A Prelude To An Evening Of Guilt-free Fun.

The Freedom That Women Were Supposed To Have Found In The Sixties Largely Boiled Down To Easy Contraception And Abortion; Things To Make Life Easier For Men, In Fact.

These Women Whose Antics We Smirk At Good-naturedly In The Pap-traps Put Themselves Out There At Least Partly On Their Beauty; They Are In Showbiz, And Showing What They've Got Is Part Of Their Business As Much As It Is For Male Show-ponies From The Chippendales To George Clooney.

What Men Don't Want, In Fact What Anyone Who's Any Sort Of Thrill-seeking, Intelligent Adult Doesn't Want, Is Some Crushing Bore Describing Their Emotions In Real Time Every Waking Hour.